Every girl needs a sassy gay friend. As proof, see what COULD have happened to Juliet (of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet), "If she'd had a sassy gay friend."
Now, you may not share my warped sense of intellectual geeky humor, but I think this is freakin' hilarious!!
And this is a great one, because everyone knows the story of R & J...we all had to read it in school, or we saw the monstrosity starring Leonardo DiCaprio & Claire Danes several years back, or we've watched Edward recite lines in the film adaptation of New Moon [swoon] and the parallels drawn in the book form of said story.
Enjoy! (My favorite part? "Desperate! Desperate! I am really desperate! Are there any stalkers on my grounds?")
That is absolutely classic and it makes me love you just THATMUCHMORE for finding it!!
ReplyDeleteAhem...how about...
ReplyDelete"You are 14...and just took a roofie off a priest."
Oh, yeah. That's a good one too! See also: "Save it Patty Hearst! I'm not buying any Stockholm Syndrome today, thank you!"
ReplyDelete@icuprincessnurse: Can't take credit for finding this, but I just had to share!! :)